Thursday, May 3, 2012

The Mad Book Dealer

Antique, First Editions, Unique,
Collectable.
Books Bought
ONLY BEST QUALITY!!!
DO NOT WASTE MY TIME!!!!!!
     The grey-eyed girl passed Charlie coming out of the elevator of West 96th street. The door was open and she could tell by the combined odor of old paper, and Moroccan leather that there would be some decent books here. Shelves ran along one wall of the apartment. She pushed the sliding library ladder so she could get a better look at a set of Prescott’s History of the Conquest of Mexico bound in red gilt leather.

“Just give me what you think is fair.”

“You have a very fine collection here, Dr. Sign.” She said not looking away from the books.

“Yeah, I haven’t been able to part with them.”

“Moving?”

“You could say that…just leave the books on the shelf all the way to the left. What is the quote? A room without books is a room without a soul?”Derrick took a volume of The Life of Samuel Johnson into his hand and caressed the binding. “Books have given me joy all my life especially since I lost my sight.  I don’t think I have to explain it to you, but the feel of a book in the hand the binding, the boards, the smell of the paper and leather. The sound of the pages even, still give me pleasure.”

She was busy calculated what he had and feeling a little dizzy high up on the ladder, when a tall gaunt man (she hadn’t noticed previously) with hollows under his eyes wearing a threadbare double-breasted suit sitting at a desk, busy writing a letter, said  “My dear, does he have any works by the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred ?”

 “I have an appointment but an associate of mine will be here in about an hour to settle up with you. Will that be enough time?”

“Yes it should.” She said feeling a nauseous pit in her stomach.

Derrick rubbed his stumbled chin, “You don’t waste time do you?”

“No, Dr. Sign, I don’t. It was nice to meet you.”
                                        
The grey-eyed girl retrieved a notebook and pencil from her knapsack and began methodically recording the values of the books, what they would be worth online and how much she could pay Dr. Sign. She was sure she wouldn’t have enough money to front for all the books. There was well over $50,000 worth of books here. A hot sensation ran made the tiny hairs stand up on her arms.

“Quite a collection wouldn’t you say.” The man sitting at the desk was pulling a book from the shelf. Ah, the Arabian nights, one of my earliest influences. Buying books from a blind man, I do wonder how he went blind, perhaps he looked into one of these very books, possible a book containing a message so unearthly, so titanic, so beyond the ken and realm of human understanding his eyes ceased functioning rather than relay the horrid message to his mind.”
“Perhaps” she continued writing figures in her notebook trying to focus.
The gaunt man perused the shelves, “Ah yes, the Iliad, the Odyssey, this blind man does see I contend with a library such as this. This apartment is quite nice you know? Not like the places I lived in while I was here, rat-holes they were, the high ceiling and moldings are quite nice. I just adore these windows. Do you know why Nito that I never liked New York? People say I found it too fast passed, to diabolical, to monumentally oppressive, and it is all those things.  What I really didn’t like though was I couldn’t see the stars from my dingy apartment window. My view was a brick wall two inches from my window. Really. Are you listening Nito?  I see you are busy let me sit I will write this all down in a letter for you; ok Nito?”
“Yes Howard…?”
“I just wanted to see if you were listening.”
“Go ahead write down for me.  I know how you love to write letters.”
“OK Nito but I will be right here if you need my help. I do know my way around books you know. You know right, that…”

“Yes Howard, I know.”
He sat back down at the desk and started to write with a fountain pen.
After forty minutes the grey-eyed girl had almost finished tallying up the worth of Dr. Sign’s library, when a furry, orangey streak ran yipping by her scaring Howard out of the desk and up the library ladder.
“Egads! What was that?” Howard said.
The Pomeranian did a circuit or two of the room.  Behind the dog Mort entered the room.
“Oh a mangy mongrel of a dog! I so do prefer cats.”
“Come here Leland leave her alone,” The Pomeranian continued to yap and run around the room.
“I’m almost finished.”
“You must the book dealer.”
“How’d you guess?” The grey-eyed girl recognized him from the poetry reading.
Mort recognized her right away.
“Gads! Nito what kind of people do you associate with.”
She tried to ignore what he was saying.
“Professor Sign gave me a check for you, just let me know how much when your done.”
“It will be just a few more minutes, just have to tally it all up.”
“Nito, do not trust this creature. I am sure he is probably an emissary from a unseen race of creatures so beyond our understanding doing business with him will surely infect your sanity.” He said from his perch on the ladder.
Mort walked across the apartment and into the kitchen and started to move some glasses and dishes around.
“Howard you have to shut-up. Why don’t you leave?”
“He has pink eyes! I bet he stole Dr. Sign’s sight and sanity.”
“Listen to yourself.”
“Did you say something?” Mort called from the kitchen.
“Ah no, nothing” she said.
“You have to leave, now.” She said in a harsh whisper.
“Here I brought you water.” Mort said.
“Oh thanks,”

“What kind of creature drinks water?  Probably to keep his gills wet.” Howard said as he disappeared out of the door.
“My name is Mort by the way.” He extended his hand
“My friends call me Nito.” She said shaking his hand.
“I know what you did after that poetry reading.”  He said with small smile on his face.